Vacation's over. You've been home for a week and it's time to stop dreaming . . .
You, sir, are not a wealthy jetsetter . . .
You are the parents of four ill-behaved children
who need to be fed, clothed, and taught some manners . . .
and the future rakers of approximately 1.8 million leaves
that soon will be falling from these trees
directly into your yard . . .
and the owners of this closet,
which is not going to clean out,
patch, paint, and rebuild itself.
Get to work!