Okay. The threat: if I have to look at a moose's rear end passing by my living room, so do you.
The apology: I am deeply sorry for my dirty window. That is truly horrifying.
The excuse: Our beagle, Daisty, scratches on that particular window when she wants to be let in. The window is nowhere near a door, mind you, but it's the perfect spot for a dog to stand and stare imperiously down on her humans, who tend to lounge on the comfy furniture in the living room. I have no idea why Daisy's scratch marks look like hand smears. Oh, wait. I do know. I have 4-year-old twins with muddy hands who like to pretend they're beagles scratching on the window.
Please don't judge my housekeeping skills . . .
. . . or I'll make you look through dirty windows at a moose's heinie.
And that's not a threat—it's a promise.
Dinner last night: shrimp salad
Exactly one year ago:
Exactly two years ago:
This has got to be one of the most original and funny post I've ever come across!
LOL Kim =] Love your blogs! =]
I'm with Calvin =] Hmmmmm, I can relate to the smeared windows too. =\ lol
Thanks for the laugh. It was much needed!
Wow...that's a CLOSE CALL if I've ever seen one!
Too funny. Now get out there and wash that window!
I was waiting for you to say the smudges were from the moose. Dog paws and 4-year-old hands sound so much better!
You are funny. Thanks for the smiles.
This post cracked me up! Thanks!
What a funny creative post. I love that you've kept the Moose's anonymity by making us look at the heinie he he :-)
This post made me giggle!!!! I still cannot get over the fact that mooses (is that a word?) just saunter up to your window and hang out!
I try to keep up with housework, but at the end of the day I keep telling myself, one day it will be mine again.....Also, if you are mooned by a moose, is it then 'moosed'?
Too funny. I won't judge. You should see my windows.
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