My daughter and I slipped out of our pew in the middle of church service yesterday to head towards the lobby. Just as we were exiting the auditorium, a well-intentioned man smiled at my 3-year-old and whispered jokingly, "Are you leaving already?!"
My daughter didn't break her stride as she shot back, loud and clear as a bell, "I have to go poopy!"
I'm a toddler and
I tell it like it is
Dinner last night: southwest chicken over rice, pineapple upside-down cake