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Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Untitled, Mommy with Teeth

I struggled with whether I should publish this post. I don't want you to feel envious of my beauty or my child's talent, but after much prayer and contemplation, I have decided that the world needs to experience the glory of the portrait that my 4-year-old drew of me.




Aren't I lovely?
Try not to hate me for the 7 fingers on my left hand
or my jaunty hair.


Please notice that she included my brain, which if I'm not mistaken, is precisely the size of a pea.






























You may be tempted to print this gorgeous piece of art and send it to everyone you know, but don't forget that you are legally obligated to obtain written authorization from the artist and must send any and all royalties to me.



Dinner last night: tacos




16 comments:

  1. Mother MayhemFebruary 22, 2011 at 3:57 AM

    BWAHAHA!

    While I took it all in, I couldn't help but notice your little chicken feet. How did you manage to have them grow from your head like that?

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  2. Heather~sheaaa6February 22, 2011 at 4:21 AM

    LOL.....Oh. my word Kim!!! I've been so sick and confined to my couch......I needed this chuckle so much today!! What a beautifully drawn portrait by your little angel. LOL

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  3. Karen MortensenFebruary 22, 2011 at 6:27 AM

    This is too cute. It looks just like you. LOL Actually, it looks a little like my boss. LOL

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  4. UnknownFebruary 22, 2011 at 9:32 AM

    art runs in the family!

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  5. MicheleFebruary 22, 2011 at 9:34 AM

    You gave my husband and me a hearty chuckle this morning. Thank you!

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  6. JessicaFebruary 22, 2011 at 9:52 AM

    At least you have a brain. My daughter has never given me one of those. But she did give me earrings, maybe that counts for something.

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  7. JenFebruary 22, 2011 at 10:11 AM

    LOL! Now that's a great portrait is I ever saw one.

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  8. Joey Lynn RescinitiFebruary 22, 2011 at 11:21 AM

    I'm relieved that it's your brain. I thought it was a mole at first. I was going to tell you to have that thing looked at!

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  9. KatherineFebruary 22, 2011 at 11:55 AM

    Thanks for the giggles. The pictures my four year old draws of me usually show me being angry about chores or being fat. Which is why none of them have become public.

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  10. AnonymousFebruary 22, 2011 at 5:29 PM

    I was going to ask what is that spot on your forehead? LOL. Love the earrings!!

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  11. CKFebruary 22, 2011 at 11:51 PM

    OH my goodness I am laughing on my side!!! What a DARLING picture. I am SUPER jealous!

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  12. Karen M. PetersonFebruary 23, 2011 at 2:50 PM

    That doesn't look like a monster at all.

    ;-)

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  13. thatgirlblogsFebruary 25, 2011 at 3:09 AM

    Your drawing looks like it needs to go potty :)

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  14. LisaDayFebruary 25, 2011 at 4:37 AM

    Ha, ha, ha. I was going to comment on your feet, too.

    LisaDay

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  15. JDMarch 3, 2011 at 12:14 PM

    You're mommy potato head!!!!

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  16. Nabeel's CosmosMarch 6, 2011 at 3:02 PM

    lol, seeing the huge red arrow made me laugh :)

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