You Want a Run-on Sentence? I'll Give You a Run-On Sentence!
Flying over my home state's rough terrain reminded me that snow is a sneaky little Gollum creeping over the mountains, making its way to my house, which is a lot like Mount Doom, now that I think of it, all smoky and stinky and scary, with spiders lurking in the corner. Time to open the curtains, wash the dishes, and vacuum the carpets. Wow, did my husband and kids make a mess while I was gone.