Aren't I lovely?
Try not to hate me for the 7 fingers on my left hand
or my jaunty hair.
Please notice that she included my brain, which if I'm not mistaken, is precisely the size of a pea.
You may be tempted to print this gorgeous piece of art and send it to everyone you know, but don't forget that you are legally obligated to obtain written authorization from the artist and must send any and all royalties to me.
Dinner last night: tacos