Yamila Diaz!! Woo hoo! I look like Yami . . . Wait. WHO?? I have no idea who this person is . . . hang on . . . okay, I'm back from Google. I'll thank you to know that Yamila Diaz is an Argentinian model who has appeared in Sports Illustrated's swimsuit editions and Victoria's Secret catalogs. That's right, unwashed masses, I am one hot mama. Oh, alright. I admit that I applied makeup and combed my hair before I took that picture. And it may or may not have been snapped a few years ago.
Let me show you who I morphed into when I fed the program a recent picture of myself sans makeup . . .
Great. My husband wakes up every morning and rolls over to gaze into the eyes of the lead singer from Savage Garden.
Dinner last night: veggie stir fry over rice